10 Ways...

Ten Ways I can make this a better weblog:
1. Take more pictures of me n' my friends at The Mall.
2. WrITe aLL Of mY pOStS LiKe tHis
3. Write some sort of script that will turn your mouse cursor into a +
4. Write bad, bad poetry about Death, Malt Liquor and Eminem.

Okay. I'm working on the rest of the ways.

Note to self: Get some friends so I can take pictures of me with my friends at The Mall.
Another note: Drink more malt liquor and listen to Eminem.
Oh, yeah. One more note: Wear more black clothing.
Note Four: Fuck it, just do the whole Goth schtick.
Note to self re: Note four above: Get some sorta gothy friends to take pictures with at The Mall.
Addendum to Note #2 ("Another note", as it's listed above): You don't like Eminem. Choose someone else.
Addendum to the above addendum: You like the Ramones. Drink Malt Liquor and listen to the Ramones.
Sudden thought: You can't be gothy and listen to the Ramones!

Solution: Mope around the house, lamenting the fact that you have no friends who will go with you to The Mall. Listen to the Ramones.

Problem solved.