Goodbye, Internet.

I have wasted innumerable hours online. I'm tired of being a voyeur.

Don't get me wrong--I've met some spectacularly interesting people via the internet, but on the whole, I've just lost life to it. It takes more than it gives. It's a tool, not a toy. Unfortunately, it has taken me a long time to recognize this. I have no more time to give you, internet--every second of every minute is valuable, and I have better ways to spend that time than surfing your hamsterdances and your Laibach Kitties (how I love the Laibach Kitties!), and your Yahoo news stories about German thieves getting stuck in mailboxes (it's always gotta be the Germans, doesn't it). Capiche?